A Little Fun For Today
This came from a "forward email" from Linda Ross Aldy - a wonderful fellow W Alum. In full disclosure, I have no connection with either the real baby or the furbaby in the pictures!
Instructions For Properly Hugging a Baby
First, spy a baby

Second, be sure that the object you spied was indeed a baby,
by employing classic sniffing techniques.
If you smell baby powder and the wonderful aroma of wet diapers, this is indeed a baby.

Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the hugging process. ~ Note ~
The added slobber should help in future steps by making the paw slide out easier.

Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute the difficult and
patented hug, smile, and lean; so as to achieve the best photo quality


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