Overheard at the Zoo

Poodle: Mommy, I really need to put this tiara and veil on your hair.

Lok: Honey, I need to keep my hair looking half way decent until after my appointment this afternoon, but after that, you can do anything you want to it.

Poodle: But Mooommmmmmeeeeee, I REALLY need to!

Lok: Tell you what, go put it on Daddy. Tell Daddy that Mommy said he needs to wear it.

Poodle: Daddeeee - Mommy said you need to wear this.

Jmk (from other room): Oh, no no no. You tell Mommy that she's crazy as a loon.

Poodle: Mommy! You're a crazy balloon!