More fun from email

Hat tip to Malinda from the Wren list! I had seen some of these, but not all of them. They're pretty funny!

SOUTHERN PHRASES

'Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit.'

'It's been hotter'n a goat's butt in a pepper patch.'

'He fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.'

'Have a cup of coffee, it's already been 'saucered and blowed.''

'She's so stuck up, she'd drown in a rainstorm.'

'It's so dry, the trees are bribing the dogs.'

'My cow died last night so I don't need your bull.'

'Don't pee down my back and tell me it's raining.'

'He's as country as corn flakes.'

'This is gooder'n grits.'

'Busier than a cat covering crap on a marble floor.'

'If things get any better, I may have to hire someone to

help me enjoy it.'