Culinary Education

So, today for lunch, I asked Poodle if she wanted tuna.  (Didn't bother with Tooter.  Mr. Picky got his plain pasta as requested).  Anyway, she then proceeded to tell me just how to fix the tuna.  Expecting her to repeat to me our usual way of fixing tuna salad, I was surprised when she explained to me the following "recipe":
toast two pieces of bread
chop onions and celery
add mayo
add tuna
using a spatula, spread a healthy amount of the tuna salad on one slice of bread
place a piece of lettuce on top
add the other piece of toasted bread

Okay.  So, I figured she saw someone on the "cooking channel" (a.k.a. Food Network) make a tuna fish sandwich.  And, considering the simple southern'ness of it, I assumed it was Paula Dean.

I figured wrong.

It was Zefronk.

Ahhhh.  Who is Zefronk, you wonder?  Zefronk is a cartoon dog on the Disney channel who cooks snacks and easy meals and speaks in a bad french accent.  He doesn't have a show - he is merely a filler character.  Has a little 2 minute segment in between the real shows every now and then.  Poodle thinks Zefronk is IT on a stick.
And, apparently, thinks he makes a mean tuna salad sandwich.

And just in case I ever had any grandiose ideas about being able to stay on top of what information was getting into her head, this little episode today took care of that.  Culinary skills by Zefronk.  And that's how we roll at the Zoo.