Conversations with Poodle

Me:  Poodle, it's April Fool's Day.
Poodle:  Oooh!  So today is the day we get to play tricks on people?
Me:  Yep.
Poodle:  Play a trick on me now Mommy!
Me:  I will, but I can't until I know you're not expecting it.
Poodle:  Hmm.  Okay, I'll come back in a few minutes and tell you when I'm not expecting it.