The boy who eats.....

Tooter comes up to me and gives me a big ole sloppy kiss, while I'm working thru some emails this morning. The kiss, however, is particularly greasy. As though he had been eating lotion.

Oh horrors.

So, I go on a search. Nope - no offending lotion anywhere. Most importantly, he hasn't gotten into any of his prescription creams that might hurt him if they were ingested.

I know he's gotten into something, but I see no evidence of anything immediately harmful. I figure I'll find it eventually.

I did.

Just opened the pantry door to find a stick of Crisco suspiciously open and smeared on the floor.

U.G.H.

lol... I expect some interesting diapers later today or tomorrow. But, thankfully, the cause of the grease was a benign one.

Yep. He's now the boy who eats Crisco.